How can I sound smart when critiquing art?

Here is a funny resource that will generate statements for you to sound impressive the next time you find yourself in a situation where you have to talk about an artwork.
The Instant Art Critique
For example, I put in the following 5 digits (23564) and this was my generated response:
I find this work menacing/playful because of the way the optical suggestions of the purity of line visually and conceptually activates the inherent overspecificity.

I hope my students do not find this resource because I think it will be painfully obvious.